Not a good start

Today I had the most amazing photo shoot planned, it has been about 18 months in the planning and because of the weather I’ve had to cancel it.

I wanted to look my usual, tall, elegant self and thought that the windswept, drowned rat that had been dragged through a hedge backwards was not going to be a good look.

The rain here hasn’t stopped and it doesn’t look like stopping for a while, my photographer has to travel over three hours to get here and if course there is the issue of his camera equipment getting soaked.

So, what am I going to do today with no one to spank ?

Miss Ophelia